My thighs are bigger than my chances in life tbh
my natural hair is messier than my life
thick thighs.. 🔥👌
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- Me when somebody calls me unattractive: exCUSE ME I AM A CELESTIAL BEING OF PURE JOY AND I AM SO ATTRACTIVE IT HURTS
- Me when somebody calls me attractive: I am a simple farmer cosplaying a trashcan, why do you say these things
little things that make me fall 4 people
- having a nickname for me (not necessarily a mushy romantic one)
- using my name in conversation
- complimenting something I’m not super fond of about myself
- sending me pictures of stuff that reminds you of me
- listening to my music
- recommending music to me
- picking up little phrases I use and starting to use them
- me: i wish someone liked me
- someone: [likes me]
- me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
I hate being so sensitive. I hate being able to detect the slightest change in the way people message me, or talk to me, or look at me. I hate overthinking about it for the whole night. I hate when I can feel someone is slowly losing interest in me.
- <p> Me: I want to be a writer!
- Me: I want to be a psychologist!
- Me: I want to be a botanist!
- Them: wtf you have to choose...
- Me: It doesn't matter if I choose because I will immediately change my mind so I think I should just keep dreaming and see what happens, but thank you for your unwanted input!!!!</p>
If only you knew how much you mean to me. I haven’t seen your face, your body or your heart’s deepest wish, but you mean everything. Darling, keep going, and one day you’ll find me. You’ll find me in the most unexpected of places, or maybe you’ve already found me. Whichever, you should know that I love you.
I want you in the most innocent of ways, I want you to hold me tight. To wrap your arms around me, lips pressed agains my forehead while you tell me you love me and that everything will be alright.
lips against skin and good thoughts (k.h)
- *it starts raining*
- me: yes
- *lighting appears*
- me: yES
- *thunders explode*
- me: YES
- *raining intensifies*
- me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Anonymous asked:
So you're a bimbo with big tits and shitty car. Big fucking whoop. Oh look at me, I drive a Subaru that's never seen off roading and I have massive big pancake areolas. Look at me!!! Look at me!!! I want all of the attention but no negative attention because I have feelings waaahhhhhhh Fucking joke.
thatsubiegirl answered:
???
i “drive a subaru thats never seen off roading”…
LMAO. You sound like a 17 year old girl with no knowledge about cars whatsoever.
Also, my car has seen lots of sketchy dirt roads and beaches. So technically, you are wrong lol ;) Oh and another thing, who the fuck said I want to “go off roading” in my Subaru, I drive my car where the fuck I want and how I want. If I wanted a full blown rally car, it would look like a rally car ya dumb fuck.
Please go back to your negative ass life lmao. But have fun being mad about nothing?
jealous much, lol
haters gonna hate